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Old 08-23-2011   #1
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A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:,

She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice
big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every
week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I
don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Forty," she replied…
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kkkkkk nice one.
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HE He He! very very funny.
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hahahah! thanks for this post. this made me laugh
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Nice blog and it is full of information and i like it.
This topic increase my information on this topic .
Thanks for share nice topic and if you have other information share with me.
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LOL. Great....
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That was really a hilarious one...LOLzzzzzzz...!!!!

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